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I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
…
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Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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xjessasays:
Even if we don’t talk anymore,
I still check up on you. I’d like to know how you’re doing without me, & if you miss me as much as I miss you. I look at yours posts & statuses & think about who they might be about. It may seem like I’m alright, which I am.. but sometimes the thoughts of the memories we had together could be that painful. Whether it’s a million times a day, or every once in a while, the thoughts of you always seem to find their way into my head. I can’t help but think how different it would be if nothing really happened between us. Even if you think I don’t care, I do. Why do you think I still hold on, when you’ve let go a long time ago?
Every time I think of you, I want to see how you’re doing. I still check up on you; you just don’t know.
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Here is a blog that will change your LIFE - it’s a must follow
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Only a 90s kid would understand..
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If you remember this shit, you are a real ass niqqa~
Gettin me all emotional fah :’|
My show!!!
omggg
so long, farewell to you my friends. goodbye, for now, until we meet again. :)
:O out of the box !
OUT THE BOXXXXXXXXXXXX OMFGGGGGG
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jasmine-blu:
Drunken Gummy Bears
What you need to make them:
- Alcohol of your choice
- Bowl (with a lid is optional)
- Fridge
- Gummy Bears
How to make them:
Put your gummy bears (or other gummy candy) in a bowl of your choice. Pour the liquor you are using into the bowl and cover about a 3/4 inch over the top of the gummy bears. You can put a lid on them or leave them uncovered if you would like. These MUST be left in the fridge, if not they will fall apart and turn into a huge glob of goo. The minimum to soak these is about 5 days, but the longer the better for them! Make sure to stir them 1-2 times daily to get them evened out.
Fun facts:
- You can use ANY kind of alcohol to make these.
- Use flavored alcohol to make them even yummier!
- 7-10 equal a shot of the liquor you are using.
- Yes, they will get you drunk - they are soaked in alcohol! ;)
- They will stay good in the fridge for a very long time!
- Serve them with a toothpick for cleaner eating.
What they look like when they are done:
(left is unsoaked - right is soaked in vodka)
Making these tonight. TAHA!
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